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"If you should need me, tap this staff three times on a wall."
"Magic?"
"No, it's just loud."
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"Screw the cake, the bacon is a lie!"
"It figures that one movie would completely ruin our sex lives forever. Damn you Billy Bob Thornton!
"FEAR MY BUTT!"
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We spend our lives searching, but for what?
I leave you with this little saying of mine... BLARGH A MUFFIN!
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"Freedom is the right of Humanity"- Master Commander Comwealth
"An artist's artwork is the evolution of his or her imagination" - The Writer
My Base of Operations: [link]
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esxcuse me but do you hear the same voices in my head saying." the power of your heart , the power of you soul are two yet one ...............which do you use?
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Ive never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I dont like eating fish. And I know thats very popular out there in Africa. - Britney Spears
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"I said you're the one that stinks, hamshanks. Hear me now?" -Balthier
"Vossler! What are you doing here?" -Basch (if you played the game, you're thinking the same thing at that point)
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