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"The youth whose destiny it is to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth." -- Great Deku Tree
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For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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"Are you stupid!? Everybody knows the more skin you show the better!"
Kittan, Gurran Lagann
"Damn! Haven't they ever heard of moderation !?"
Makoto Hyuga, EoE
I belive in Jesus Christ,Word up yo.
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These are common thoughts of Neji
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Neji-On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? . . .
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us"
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"It is hard to imagine how Drizzt got out of that predicament, I know. But clearly, he has a contract. I imagine the orcs all stopping their assault directly and shouting "To the neighbors!!"
-Todd Lockwood
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